"Bros before hoes! Why? Because your bros are always there for you, they got your back after your hoe rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your hoe and you told her that she was the only hoe for you, and that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then suddenly she’s not your hoe no mo!"
Michael Scott
Business Trip
- Oscar: I made egg salad sandwiches. Do you want one? [holds up sandwich]
- Michael: Could you have picked something stinkier to bring on a plane? [Andy laughs] My God, Oscar. Really? Do you have a bag of baby poop in there too, to share with everybody? No, I will be ordering my own food, thank you very much.
"This summer I saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did."
Michael Scott
Dibs
- Michael: So I would say that the old boss has always been good to Dwight, and he was there first, so he has dibs. You respect dibs, don't you?
- Dwight: I'm not a barbarian.
Employee Transfer
- Michael: [Holly sobs] Hey. Are you crying?
- Holly: No.
- Michael: Allergies?
- Holly: No.
- Michael: Did Darryl touch you?
- Darryl: WHAT!?
"I wouldn’t say this to her face, but Pam is a wonderful person and a gifted artist."
Michael Scott (The Office: Season 4 Ep. 13)
- Jim: You just had a rebound.
- Michael: I had rebound? Yeah.
- Jim: Yeah. Which, don't get me wrong, can be a really fun distraction, but, when it's over, you're left thinking about the girl you really like, the one that broke your heart.
